MINISTRY INQUIRY INTO POLICE LEGO HEAD SCANDAL
LOS ANGELES (AP) โ The Murrieta Police Department has been using Lego heads to cover the faces of suspects in images it shares on social media. This practice, dubbed 'Lego Shield,' has sparked controversy and a formal inquiry from the Ministry of Information Control. The department claimed it was following a local law limiting the sharing of mugshots, but Lego disputed this assertion. An investigation revealed that the police department had been secretly applying a transfigure spell to create identical Lego duplicates of the suspects' faces. When confronted with evidence, officials admitted to using magic to anonymize their subjects. Critics argue that this undermines public trust in law enforcement and raises questions about data protection. Meanwhile, Lego demanded the removal of all altered images from social media platforms.
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